I read this one previously at the Null Device, wrote about it on Cafeína, and now it's time for the IF THEN ELSE treatment: Are you a sensitive and aesthetically-conscious person? Or, if you're a female, do you prefer army-style overcoats and boots to bimbo-style clothing? Then, according to the profiling directives circulating in the U.S. of A. (where else?), you are gay. Nice, as always the americans show us that the appearance is more important than the truth. You might ask, "OK, I'd be considered gay in the U.S., so what?" Nothing, unless you consider that this kind of profiling is meant to take people into 'correctional facilities', because it's quite obvious for American legislators that gay people are criminals. Of course, there's the married accountant with three kids at home who says his wife he's going to play bowling, and instead he'll go molest young kids without anyone ever saying anything, but if instead there's this nice and calm arty-type guy sharing a flat with his *girlfriend*, they're both screwed anyway. It's kinda interesting to see how this measures actually spread homossexuality (by forcing people into unwanted marriages for cover-up), as its degree is a genetic property. Of course that's until mandatory 'genetic filtering' is used on unborn children, to eliminate diseases like homossexuality, the dark skin syndrome and others. Of course real diseases don't matter as they'd put pharmaceutical companies out of business. Nice.···